New Year's Resolutions a little bit early.

I am watching the movie Super-size Me. I had to stop in the middle because I'm feeling sick to my stomach over it.

Resolution 1. I want to eat nothing but home-grown salad for the rest of my life.

Resolution 2. I want to exercise more. Like every day for 4 hours.

Resolution 3. My kids will go to a school ONLY IF that school has a strict exercise program, as well as a health class at least once a week. If not, they will be homeschooled.

Resolution 4. My kids will bring a bag lunch to school. They will not bring money with them to school, because they will not be buying lunch there.

Resolution 5. Heck, I'm not having kids. They are better off and safer as eggs in my ovaries.