two blurbs

1. I have always hated yogurt. I discovered that its not actually yogurt that I hate. I have discovered that I LOVE yogurt made with whole milk.

2. After explaining that there is a Bible verse stating that a divorced person who remarries is living in adultery and that the concept of annulment exists to allow divorced people to remarry, the reply was, "well who needs annulment when you can just kill your ex?"