Easter quotes

I went to see dad's family for Easter this afternoon and I discovered a new appreciation for my Uncle John. He is from Vietnam, and has a bit of an accent. He walked in and announced that "the Devil's eggs are here."

Later on he was talking about the hockey game last night, where at halftime 10 seat numbers were picked at random and the people allowed to take a shot on goal for a chance to win a car. "It was one of those nice new cars that look like a hearse."

Yep, I would love to drive one of those...