Thanksgiving to do list

~ Stuff yourself with food that doesn't really taste good but which you eat anyway out of force of habit and caving to social expectations.
~ Enjoy the cranberries, they are the only food item that tastes good; if necessary, you can enjoy the cranberries even more if you make cranberry sangria.
~ Surround yourself with people who love you enough to try to run your life for you, yet who will also forget what you said about how you're doing 30 seconds after the conversation ends (gives you something to talk about at the next holiday).
~ Enjoy the select few who take a genuine interest in your life on days that are not holidays.
~ Watch a game involving men who are too sissy to play a game without substantial protective gear beyond shinguards.
~ Enjoy the humor of watching people make fools of themselves by yelling at players who have no physically possible way of hearing them.
~ Take comfort in Tequila.
~ Enjoy the looks on your blog readers' faces as they realize Tequila is the cat.