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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

A business proposal

Dear Wintersilks:

I love your expensive clothing.  I am poor in money and rich in beauty.  If you send me long underwear, I will model it and provide you with the photo release forms allowing you to use my image in your advertising.  I will include a box of corks in the photo.  And, I can do better.  I can include empty wine bottles, and maybe even some with wine in them.  And think of the sex appeal:  under the clothing, I will be totally naked.  You cannot go wrong with an offer like this.

Sincerely,
arwenundomiel9

1 comments:

Taiwan.Wombat said...

You know, I went to look at the "wintersilks" website, and they are indeed awesome. I wish I was rich.