Rewriting Movie Titles

... in the style of Snakes on a Plane.

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels: Guys Who Talk Funny Stealing from Each Other

Snatch: Guys Who Talk Funny Stealing from Each Other 2

ANY Superman movie: Guy Saving the World and Getting the Girl

Urban Cowboy: White Trash Who Don't Deserve Each Other In Houston

Yeah, I watched that last one last night. That is, I think, the longest movie ever made. It has great music, because its all country music. But yeah. The main character didn't deserve the girl, but neither did the bad guy. And the girl had no spine. What really should have happened was she should have moved to Montana and found a real guy. But she didn't have the brain or the guts to do that so she just stayed with her obnoxious husband because "they love each other" and they love the double-wide honeymoon suite.

Urban Cowboy 2 should start with Deana Carter's music video: Did I Shave My Legs For This? (Sorry I couldn't find it without little popups.)