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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Christmas Eve Morning Service

A note to all musicians and singers everywhere:

The words are "gloria, in excelsis deo." The words are not "glor-or-or-*gasp*-oria, in ex-celsius deo." If its ex-Celsius and is now something else, are we talking Fahrenheit or Kelvin? I think we need to have a little Latin pronunciation lesson.

In other news, its good to be home in the boondocks. We still don't have a Christmas tree though. Its sitting on the porch in its little pot (one of those potted things that's only a foot and a half tall) because my parents didn't feel like digging through the Christmas stuff in our dungeon. Yes, our house has a dungeon. They were waiting for me to do it because somehow that was my job. I don't know I guess my brother takes out the trash and I decorate the tree. Kind of an imbalanced chore list but ok. Unfortunately they picked the smallest tree in the universe so there's nothing for me to decorate. I'm gonna throw some white yarn around it and put a tin foil star on top. That way I don't have to go into the dungeon either. If they can be lazy, so can I.

Ok that's it. I've got a headache so I think I might go nap before the Christmas Eve Evening service and the neighbor's holiday party.

1 comments:

Michigan Dan said...

Uh.... you means it's not "in an eggshell, day old?"
Dang, been doing it wrong all these years.