Um, what?

Customer: Do you have those bracelets that have all the major saints on them?

Me: Yes, right over here in the Catholic section.

Customer: Oh good, I want it for my friend who just had a premature baby and y'know I thought about one of the saint medals but I don't want it to be too specific because, y'know I don't know if the baby is going to make it and I don't want it to be a morbid medal or anything like that so yeah, I guess I'll go with the saint bracelet because if you have the priest bless it, it brings you good luck.

Yeah. Think about that for a minute. Luck: a mystical force which explains a person's fortunes without ascribing a deity or intelligent mind to said force. Priest: an ambassador or intermediary between a deity or deities, and humans.

Keep thinking until it makes your brain explode. I did.