Why I love 99.1

This is my local radio station. I get tired of them and turn them off, but then I always come back, because of things like this:

1: They've come out with a new study that says if you keep a bowl of candy on your desk at work then your coworkers will see you as a warm, friendly, and inviting person
2: Johnny while we're talking about this, can I ask you to have something other than Mary Janes and lollipops in your bowl?
[general agreement from the other morning show radio hosts]
1: haha! I'll just turn off your microphones! Now you can't bother me!! Haha! Nope, no one can hear you, your microphone is off!
[He turns it back on so one of them can do the weather report]
Her: Today, its going to be partly sunny, with clouds that look like marshmallows. Highs 76, lows in the 50s. Rain this weekend so you're going to want to grab the chocolate.