Conversations

The following are either overheard by me or said in my presence.


Crazy Sale People:
Woman: I came to get my money back.
C: I'm sorry, we are not able to give refunds.
Woman: Oh, I'm getting my money back, or there will be trouble here.
C: Let me get my boss on the phone for you.
Woman: You don't F&$%ING have to call him, just give me my money. THIS is the reason you are going out of business. This place is run by the DEVIL. I'm never shopping here again.
Another customer: You know, you profess to be a Christian but its people like you who make people like me think Christianity is stupid.
Woman: F$^% YOU, #^%$%(@#($*&#%*&^$#


Later, about the woman:
C: So then, she cursed me out, and I was like, "Oh no she didn't!" Let me tell you, I wanted to die and come back to life right then and there.


Later, about the other customer:
C: So she turned around and cursed HIM out, and I couldn't believe it. I'm telling you, she sent him to hell and back, she did.


Sigh, I love the C-isms. For the record, she got her money. Then she came in the next day and got the same item she had just returned. AND she did more shopping. Guess she likes giving money to the devil.


On Obama:
One: Can you believe the things the Obama staff listed as goals for the coming year? Its ridiculous!
Two: Yeah, and it just disgusts me that its now legal to kill a baby after waiting nine months for it to be born.
One: Oh I don't have a problem with that.
Two: You don't??!! Why not?
One: If you think about it, anyone who would do that is probably going to raise their kids in a liberal household. So abortion just mass genocide of future liberals. I don't have a problem with it.


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