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So I came across one of those websites that tells you anything you want to know about the Chinese zodiac. For those of you who don't know, yesterday was the "Pan-Asian Lunar New Year," as one politically correct flyer called it. I say Chinese New Year. Its easier. And majority rules.

Anyway, quick explanation for those of you who don't know. There are 12 animals of the zodiac representing the years in which you are born. I was born in the Year of the Rat, that makes me a Rat. Works just like the whole Cancer, Virgo, Saggitarius zodiac, except that we can all pronounce them (amazing for something coming from Asia). Every New Year, they produce horoscopes based on how your animal is supposed to fare during this year (the Fire Pig).

Curiosity killed the cat, so I clicked on the rat. In my case however, the cat died of laughter. "Rat Careers: Work life should proceed relatively smoothly. Merchants, bankers and salespeople could have a banner year." Smooth!! Hahahaha. That's hilarious. I'm probably quitting my job in the next month. Smooth enough for you?

The other comments were Rat Health and Rat Relationships. Apparently, Rats are supposed to be a bit run down this year, and a passionate romance might be non-committally stimulated. Heck that kinda describes every year of my life since junior year in high school, so maybe we're all just stuck in the Year of the Fire Pig without realizing it.

Funny cause I've been sniffling my nose all day, not because my body is burned out but because I'm allergic to pollen and we currently have 6 Valentine's bouquets in the living room. Woohoo, poor health and relationships joined as one already!