The person who sent me this email apparently never read my blog rant.
PAY ATTENTION !
"Ya Gotta LOVE THIS"
Rules for the phone.
How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Press "1" for English.
Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English
And remember only two defining forces have ever
offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ
and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.Rules for the phone.
How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Press "1" for English.
Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English
And remember only two defining forces have ever
offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ
and the American Soldier.
First of all. Colors = font size 3000. Save it for your storefront.
Second. Random patriotic stuff added to info about telephone answering systems.
Third. Random patriotic stuff AND religion added to something to which neither have any connection.
Bad email, BAD. Go to your box and hide!
1 comments:
I once told one of my relatives who loved to forward me this (derrogatory word of your choice) to either send me only personal messages or nothing at all. Haven't heard from them since. It's been two years.
Michigan Dan
(who's too lazy to log in)
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