What the heck?

Who was this insane?

"Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas
I don't want to see my Momma cry
Please Daddy don't get drunk this Christmas
I don't want my Momma cry
Just last year when I was only seven
Now I'm almost eight, as you can see
You came home a quarter past eleven
And fell down underneath
our Christmas tree"

"Grampa's in jail he shot a reindeer
hunting out of season Christmas Eve.
Venison just don't seem right at Christmas,
but Grampa says 'it seems alright to me.'"

"Randolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer"
(Couldn't stop when Santa yelled Woah, his big nose ran into Rudolph's rear.)