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Also from The Onion, a list of Election-related words you may need to know before voting:

Corruption: The most effective and efficient way to produce results in government.

Debate: A contest to see which candidate can answer the fewest questions.

Electoral college: A process by which the number of states in the Union is narrowed down to the most important seven or eight.

Voter apathy: The reason most American politicians are able to achieve and maintain office.