HAHAHA

Taylor Swift cracks me up:

State the obvious,
I didn't get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love yourself more
than you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends that
I'm obsessive and crazy
That's fine;
I'll tell mine you're gay

Oh yeah and another food that makes you breathless:
Really juicy watermelon.

Unless you have no qualms about a sticky chin.