At Last!!

Vindication in the food area...

Boil 3 c. water and 1 c. grits. Simmer on low and covered for ten minutes. Don't forget to stir. Stir in 1/2 cheddar and lots of Goya pepper sauce and Frank's Red Hot sauce. Spread grits on an ovensafe plate so they are laid out all thin. Bake at 350 for 5 minutes to dry the grits out. Remove from over, cut grits like a cake into little bite sized squares or triangles or dodecahedrons. Your choice. Submerge in flour and fry.

Corny GOODNESS!! Vegetarian, but by no means healthy by any stretch of the imagination. WHEEEE...