Tabloid special- Secrets of Meghan.. unveiled!!!

Muahaha I have abducted Meghan's computer!!!

This is Anissa. I have crashed at Meghan's place for the past 2 weeks... for no purpose other than to be a nuisance. Oh, and chauffeur Meghan around to various places (the store, dinner parties, Farva...)
Ok... so- I want everyone to know something... a secret that Meghan wants to keep from all of you.

To quote Doug:
"the quiet girls are always the baddest."
"like... Meghan?"
"yep... like Meghan. You KNOW she likes kinky stuff"

Ok there you have it. Meghan's true nature... unveiled. If you don't believe me, give her a back massage, and hear the stuff gushing from her mouth... enough to make anyone blush!!

Meghan also is a key member of the "jujitsu robot"... is an excellent chef; an even better hostess; nice to cuddle up with ( ::snickers:: it's true...) ; and is horrible at shutting up, even when she has laryngitis and tons of people threatening to roll around on the floor because of her stubborn nature.

But most of all... Meghan is a great great friend, and a true sister in Christ. She manages to portray Jesus' love without shoving it down someone's throat- a feat that many Christians cannot do! Someone who anyone can go to, even at 5:30 AM... just to vent.
And all too often she puts on her "actress face", pretends that her life is all balloons and cheese balls, and she fools almost everyone!

Almost.... but this is a "let's bust Meghan's secrets" blog entry... so, if you sense that she's hiding something, talk to her!! Or just roll around on the ground. That could work, too.


And no, I'm not sure where I got the "balloons and cheese balls" idea...

Ok, that's it. This is Anissa ______, from Meghan's Japanese-themed room, signing off
Peace
(And Meghan, if you delete this, something very bad will happen in your sleep tonight... something that involves your face and a Sharpie)

~A~